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Sam the honey badger had made her honey badgery way* back to her room, and was in the process of gleefully shredding one of her pillows when the world seemed to stutter, and suddenly the honey badger was no more.

In its place was Sam the human girl, crouched naked on the floor, her mouth full of pillow fluff.

Sam blinked, frowned, chewed thoughtfully, then spat the fluff explosively across the room.

Sam the honey badger might not have cared, but Sam the human girl preferred not to eat fluff, unless it was the sugary marshmallow variety.

[* in other words, she chased a gremlin.
Mostly establishy, but the door is cracked open, should anyone care to stumble upon Sam the no-longer-a-honey-badger.]

Date: 2011-08-23 02:11 am (UTC)
dollpocalypse: (!?: shock & horror)
From: [personal profile] dollpocalypse
Topher was just walking around the dorms, still with an ice cream sandwich pressed to his new black eye. Really, he had no nefarious intentions of any kind.

But then he happened to catch sight of a naked girl, and there was only one response.


And then he ran down the hallway in terror.

[[HAD to.]]

Date: 2011-08-23 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Freddie, having heard someone run down the hall screaming, had run out.

"Oh crap, I lost track of Sam!" he said, running down the hall.

And then he saw that Sam was Sam, peeking out of her room and into the hallway.

"Oh hey. You're not badgery."

Date: 2011-08-23 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That got Freddie to squeak, then shield his eyes and turn around. "You didn't eat a bird, did you?"

Date: 2011-08-23 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, Freddie would just stand here, looking the opposite direction, until she did so.

"You ate a lot of weird things when you were a badger," Freddie said. "How was that, any way? I mean... did it feel badgery?"

Date: 2011-08-23 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"How am I supposed to know?" Freddie said, gesturing. "It's not like I've ever been small and furry!"

Date: 2011-08-23 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"People were ponies?" Freddie said, confusedly.

Date: 2011-08-23 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Freddie turned around. He visibly relaxed. "Well, thanks for putting some clothes on so we can talk face to face. Which you will not get me to admit I missed."

Date: 2011-08-23 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Yeah, I could tell you enjoyed them," Freddie said. "Luckily I had enough blood to learn that lesson. Repeatedly."

He made a little face.

"But you're okay? No weird after effects?"

Date: 2011-08-23 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Again, I don't know," Freddie said. "Maybe you'd suddenly be extra hungry or full or... I don't know. This is completely out of anything I know stuff about."

Date: 2011-08-23 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Yeeeeah, I'd possibly avoid him for a bit," Freddie said. "You kinda... did stuff. To his stuff."

Way to have a diverse and exciting vocabulary, Fredward.

Date: 2011-08-23 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Just... watch Friday's iCarly and you'll be able to see the footage," Freddie said. "I'm still amazed Jack showed up to show that, really."

Date: 2011-08-23 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"I've never seen Jack dress like a tattooed lady, though," Freddie said. "So I'm not sure that comparison works. Also, I'm pretty sure Jack knows what radishes are."


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