hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie says what now?)
Sam Puckett ([personal profile] hurtingzeebo) wrote2012-02-18 04:20 pm
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Room 423, Saturday morning

Sam woke up to the sound of the world's dorkiest ring tone. She groped around for her hammer to smash it with, but it wasn't in reach, so she finally gave in and answered the damn phone.

"H'lo?"

"Fredward!" said the voice on the other end. "You're not just waking up, are you?"

Sam blinked. "Mrs. Benson? Freddie's not here right now."

"That is not funny, young man! You should have been up to double-poo hours ago!"

Sam snickered. "Poo." Then gradually realized that her voice sounded weird. And she'd been sleeping in a funny position, all laid out flat with her head on the actual pillow. And she had . . . bits that weren't usually there. "Did I turn into a boy again?"

"Are you ill? Fredward, take your temperature! I think you have a fever!"

Sam turned the laptop on the nearby desk around and switched on the webcam. And then stared. "Oh sweet mother of chiz."

"FREDWARD BENSON! You go wash your mouth out with soap this instant!"

This? Was going to be a loooooooooooong day.

[ooc: specifically for one.]
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hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie being grumpy)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"And I'm Sam," Sam said. She folded her arms, then tilted her head thoughtfully, flexed one, and felt the bicep. "You've totally been working out, haven't you, Freddie?"

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Thank you for noticing," Freddie said, all proud for a moment.

"...I think this is what going mad feels like," Carly said, staring.
hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie says what now?)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Probably," Sam confirmed. "Also, my mom is totally the worst."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Why are you asking me, any way?" Carly objected. "Even if it's part of some elaborate prank to make me wonder if I'm losing my mind, that's an unanswerable question!"

"But... you're supposed to settle this for us!" Freddie objected.
hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie says what now?)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
"How else are we supposed to stop arguing and get back to . . . you know. . . ."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Abupbupbup!" Carly said, not wanting to hear more. "They are equally crazy, you are both wrong. And you are more crazy then both of them. Got it?"

"...got it," Freddie said, a little sheepish.
hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie gaping)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sam gaped. "No way am I worse than my mom!" A beat. "Okay, maybe sometimes! But only 'cause I sometimes wake up in Freddie's body or as a pony or turn into a honey badger."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Carly got a horrified look when Sam said 'wake up in Freddie's body'.

"Does this mean you..." she said.

"Yeeeeeeah," Freddie confirmed.
hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie says what now?)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
"At least Freddie wears pants to bed," Sam noted.

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm going to go see if Spencer wants to... butter his face or something to distract me from all this," Carly said. And thus ended the webchat.

"...well that was different," Freddie said. "And yeah, at least I wear pants to bed."
hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie says what now?)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh please, it's not like I knew you were gonna wake up in my body," Sam said. "Wait, you didn't . . . touch anything, did you?"

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
"What, no!" Freddie said. "I even put on your pants with my eyes closed. I'm not even sure I can change without breaking, like, serious boyfriend-girlfriend trust stuff."

He paused. "You didn't touch anything, did you?"
hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie says what now?)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Just your phone," Sam said. "And your laptop." Because she'd totally been talking about physical possessions, yes.

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, good," Freddie said.

"So, uhhh, what do we do now?" This was normally the point where they'd be kissing after a fight. But now it would be... kissing himself.
hurtingzeebo: (I like to arm wrestle)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sam considered that. "Wanna arm wrestle?"

What? How many girls got the chance to find out just how strong they really were from the outside?

[ooc: uses non-Freddie icon because OMG I NEVER GET TO USE THIS ICON.]

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I might actually win for once," Freddie said with a grin. "We need a table. Oh man, if I could record this it... okay, it would just look like you beating me again, but still!"

He was excited.
hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie says what now?)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sam rolled her eyes fondly. "You are such a nub."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well, let's see how long I can last this time," Freddie said, smiling. "Because like you noticed, I have been working out."
hurtingzeebo: (I'm Freddie says what now?)

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-02-19 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
"You're so cute when you pretend to be manly."
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