Room 402, Wednesday afternoon
May. 16th, 2012 07:41 pm![[personal profile]](http://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hurtingzeeboSam was all dressed up. She had on her rattiest, dirtiest clothes, extra ripped just for the occasion, and drizzled with barbecue sauce. She had a pale green foundation on, with excess, smeared eyeliner creating a very baggy effect around her eyes, and more barbecue sauce around her mouth, over black lipstick. She had her hair fluffed out into oblivion. With just a touch more barbecue sauce.
Look, it hadn't been easy to get all of that on her without eating it all, okay?
Last but not least, she had the soy brain from Diversity class out of its jar and leaking soy brain juice all over her hands. She'd put some more barbecue sauce on it, too, not just for texture. She expected it was going to taste pretty wretched.
Now all she needed was her oh-so-gullible and oh-so-traumatizable boyfriend to arrive, and she'd be all set.
[ooc: for him what's mentioned in the narrative, though it can be open for after that.]
Look, it hadn't been easy to get all of that on her without eating it all, okay?
Last but not least, she had the soy brain from Diversity class out of its jar and leaking soy brain juice all over her hands. She'd put some more barbecue sauce on it, too, not just for texture. She expected it was going to taste pretty wretched.
Now all she needed was her oh-so-gullible and oh-so-traumatizable boyfriend to arrive, and she'd be all set.
[ooc: for him what's mentioned in the narrative, though it can be open for after that.]
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Date: 2012-05-16 11:58 pm (UTC)And then when he'd shut the door behind him, he turned around and finally got a good look.
"Oh sweet chiz!" he exclaimed, his papers going everywhere as he threw up his arms.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:01 am (UTC)Just for spice.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:06 am (UTC)"Awww, come on," he cried. "Why? Why her? Why?"
He looked around for something to defend himself with. He then produced a whistle from his pocket. "I'll... I'll use it!" he said.
Because that would work.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:10 am (UTC)She was really curious to see what he'd try to do with that whistle.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:12 am (UTC)"I warned you!" he said, in as manly a voice as he could muster.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:18 am (UTC)What? Zombies totally talked in complete sentences, right?
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:26 am (UTC)"Wait, you're a talking zombie?" he said, suddenly a bit more suspicious than terrified.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 12:29 am (UTC)He hesitated. "Oh man, this is a trap, isn't it? Super smart Sam zombie's gonna eat my face."
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:31 am (UTC)"Mmm," she moaned. "Faaaaace." Then she flailed some more and opened her mouth wide while still walking towards him.
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Date: 2012-05-17 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 02:16 am (UTC)"I have got to teach you some self-defense moves."
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Date: 2012-05-17 02:18 am (UTC)He knew some defense moves, he just... well, hurting Sam was not in his nature.
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Date: 2012-05-17 02:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 02:35 am (UTC)Really, really gross.
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Date: 2012-05-17 02:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 03:01 am (UTC)He wasn't sure if he liked the idea of Sam eating something that tasted like brain.
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Date: 2012-05-17 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-05-17 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 03:15 am (UTC)He didn't have a Gibby to handcuff her to, so this would take thinking on his part.
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Date: 2012-05-17 03:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 03:21 am (UTC)That didn't normally seem like a Sam thing.
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Date: 2012-05-17 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 03:29 am (UTC)That is what Freddie thought of, at least, when thinking of demons.
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Date: 2012-05-17 03:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 04:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 04:04 am (UTC)It sort of worked.
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Date: 2012-05-17 04:17 am (UTC)What? Wasn't she sexy with those barbecue lips?
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