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Sam was all dressed up. She had on her rattiest, dirtiest clothes, extra ripped just for the occasion, and drizzled with barbecue sauce. She had a pale green foundation on, with excess, smeared eyeliner creating a very baggy effect around her eyes, and more barbecue sauce around her mouth, over black lipstick. She had her hair fluffed out into oblivion. With just a touch more barbecue sauce.

Look, it hadn't been easy to get all of that on her without eating it all, okay?

Last but not least, she had the soy brain from Diversity class out of its jar and leaking soy brain juice all over her hands. She'd put some more barbecue sauce on it, too, not just for texture. She expected it was going to taste pretty wretched.

Now all she needed was her oh-so-gullible and oh-so-traumatizable boyfriend to arrive, and she'd be all set.

[ooc: for him what's mentioned in the narrative, though it can be open for after that.]

Date: 2012-05-17 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com
"Because I admitted it was funny? I'm not saying it was cool, just... funny," Freddie said. "And I will get my revenge. Somehow."

He didn't have a Gibby to handcuff her to, so this would take thinking on his part.

Date: 2012-05-17 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com
"Oh," Freddie said, mulling that one over. "Yeah, that is new. She teaches diversity?"

That didn't normally seem like a Sam thing.

Date: 2012-05-17 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com
"Like, literally?" Freddie said, making sure. "Horns, pointy tail?"

That is what Freddie thought of, at least, when thinking of demons.

Date: 2012-05-17 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com
"Wow, I guess I see why that would be a teacher you like," Freddie said, smiling even though he knew he would get pain for that joke.

Date: 2012-05-17 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com
"But you like my face," Freddie said, trying to be charming.

It sort of worked.

Date: 2012-05-17 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com
"You've... you've got a little," Freddie said, pointing up to her lips. "Just so you know."

Date: 2012-05-17 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com
"You know, if it weren't for all the zombie make-up, that would've been pretty sexy," Freddie said, after being momentarily at a loss for words.

Date: 2012-05-17 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com
"Hey, hey," Freddie said, laughing and mock-trying to push her away. "No biting! At least... not hard. Minor biting at most."

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