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Sam Puckett ([personal profile] hurtingzeebo) wrote2011-11-21 10:30 pm
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Room 402, Monday morning before classes

It was early, and Sam didn't have classes on Mondays, so she was, of course, fast asleep.

"Mmmm . . . you are so hot . . . I think I'm in love . . . you want to . . . okay, just pass the gravy. . . ."

[ooc: for an expected one, up late due to clashing schedules]
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Good plan," said Sam.

"Nevilwhoity?" asked Carly.

"You know, the horrible gossip website run by the one and only tiny demon of nasty Nevel Papperman?"

"And again, I say 'who?'"

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" Freddie said, hurrying back over now that he was fully clothed. He even leaned in over Sam's shoulder. "You're kidding, right? Evil Nevel, the guy who has repeatedly tried to blackmail you into kissing him? iCarly's number one archnemesis?"
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, you guys are just making this up, right?" asked Carly.

This was when Sam might have managed to connect Carly's confusion to the posters that had gone up over the weekend. Except that they were posters on the wall and Sam didn't bother to read them.

"Did Spencer accidentally hit you in the head with something?" she asked instead. "Nevel! 'You'll rue the day!' Come on!"

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
"We had to Zaplook 'rue' and everything!" Freddie said. "I dangled from wires in his house! You smooshed tapenade in his face!"
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Is this for a sketch idea?"

Sam blinked. "Oh my gosh, Freddie, she really doesn't know." She shrugged. "Well, no big loss."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Freddie looked over at Sam, and then back to the screen at Carly.

"Uh. Kay," he said. "So... You and Spencer planning a big Thanksgiving?"

"Yeah, because I can trust Spencer with cooking a Turkey," Carly scoffed.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, maybe it'll be the one time he doesn't set anything on fire."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey... what are we doing about Thanksgiving," Freddie said, looking over at Sam. "I mean, what with the whole portal system being a nub and all."
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I was planning to eat turkey not cooked by my mom."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Which is different than most days how?" Freddie said, because it was a really valid point.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
"It'll be more seasonally appropriate?" Sam suggested.

Spencer had joined Carly in the video chat. "It's amazing," he said.

"I know," said Carly. "It's like we might as well not even be here any more."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Freddie side-eyed the screen.

"Hey, she eats a lot of turkey, that's all I'm saying," he said, mildly defensively.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Carly pointed. "But look at you two, being the two who are two!"

Sam rolled her eyes. "I have to talk to somebody when you're not around."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Two of what?" Freddie said, totally not getting it.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
"And people think I'm the dumb one," Sam said.

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Freddie just pouted.

"See what happens when I'm left alone with her?" he half-whined.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm a bad influence," Sam said proudly.

No, it didn't make a damn lick of sense.

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not the only one not following this, right?" Freddie said.

"I think he must still have the brain of a frog," Carly remarked.

"Does he still have the leeeeegs of a frog?" Spencer added, being Spencer.

"Shush," Carly said.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Nah, his legs are scrawny, but they're not froggy."

Because it was important that Carly and Spencer know that Sam knew that.

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
"They are not," Freddie said. "I just have a smaller bone structure. It's genetic. So there."

Oh so mature, Benson.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Sure," said Sam. "A scrawny bone structure."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Your... face is scrawny," Freddie retorted.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sam smirked. "Awwww. Fweddie's trying to insult me!"

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Well it's not like it's easy to do," Freddie said. "You make it so difficult!"
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Because I'm so awesome," Sam said.

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well... maybe that's exactly it," Freddie said, just sort of throwing up his hands.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sam did a little happy dance.

"You know, if I didn't know better," Carly said, "I'd swear you two were dating."

[identity profile] randomspanish.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Freddie's only reaction was to stare at the computer screen like Carly had sprouted a second head.
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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-11-22 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sam had ceased her happy dance. "But you do know better," she said.

"Yes," Carly said quickly. "I know very better!"
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